three who didn't make it work

[bix02138]

it will be a shame if bravo engineered a wretched season of project runway in order to leave the franchise discredited and a smoldering wreck when it relocates to lifetime. they couldn't have made a more wretched season had they tried.

and the finale? boring and short on design, execution and taste.

the outcome? a travesty. the judges selected the least interesting collection—the most gimmicky one, too—and left the folks at my screening hurling abuse at the flickering screen.

poor tim gunn.

Comments

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Must ... find ... copy ... on ... internets ...

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

More gimmicky than hand-painted dresses with Andorian antennae???

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

prepare to be underwhelmed.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

it should tell you something that my answer is yes. stayfree wants their panty shields back.

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm prepared, but having followed the whole season, I feel obligated to finish it.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

i know, but what a mess.

hand-painted dresses with Andorian antennae???

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

My lovely crush,
I blinked and braced myself while googling up Andorian antennae, because in all my 25 + years in "fad-shun", I have never heard of such a thing!
I brave feeling incompetent and inadequate to ask you if this was in the show? You see, I don't watch this stuff because bad taste can be visually infectious. And I am not that exceptional a genius to be exempt from infectious bad anything, because I need to put out good products to make a living.
Thank you.
Very big FAN (NOT as in ventilator)

you had a SCREENING?

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

My god, I hope you'll fit in the miniscule foldable chairs for emaciated editors and fashion fags because the bears are always standing at the door (even if not always security) when I send "special" invitation to my presentation. Cuz you deserve a front row seat, bixie girl! :-0)

re: you had a screening?

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

i will squeeze my avoirdupois into a tiny samsonite chair and cheer wildly. just tell me where and when.

Re: you had a screening?

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

And how much is your avoirdupois? Do we have to order the heavyduty foldables? :-)

just tell me where and when. - will do. I'll hold you to it.