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[bix02138]

happy birthday, ian!


public garden · may 7, 2008 · boston, massachusetts

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[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Did you flip this? I could have sworn I was facing the other direction.

[sortel.livejournal.com]

I'd say we should all post pics we have of you for your birthday but...

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

yes, definitely!

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

I'll add these for Ian's b'day... lovely, except that he's overdressed.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

indeed he is.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Why am I pulling your finger?!?

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

you want me to fart?
it's a stand in for some other body part?

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Um... probably the latter.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

good.
that means there's still hope for me.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

he pulls THAT to make you fart?

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

<ahem>

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Hey after cakefarts.com that doesn't seem all that farfetched.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

i may have nightmares.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

then definitely don't go to puddingfarts.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

oh dear... .

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

It's the calico kerchief, isn't it?

[bear-left.livejournal.com]

That, your shoes, & everything in between.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

No silly, it's the helmet!

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Erm... no.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

no really... it's no problem.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

flip? moi?

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

HBD!

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

*swoon*

happy birthday!

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

ain't he cute?

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Swoon? Really? I find myself wishing that the green of my shirt were closer to the green of the trees behind me. It would make for a much better composition.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

no, the composition is lovely; you just dressed inappropriately.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Quite right. It's all my fault the picture sucks.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

absolutely.

wait.

the pic doesn't suck.

and you're lovely in it.

ima really slap you.

[sortel.livejournal.com]

He's so lickable :)

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

you said a mouthful!

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

And more than a mouthful is a waste!

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

swallow!

[leafshimmer.livejournal.com]

A beautiful portrait of a beautiful gentleman.

Happy Birthday!

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Pishaw... You just like the Green Man imagery.

[guiser1.livejournal.com]

I seriously could love that.

Seriously.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

and why wouldn't you?

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

See above... which is actually below.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

With the weird dent in my forehead, and the puffy eyes, and the bizarre bald-spot on my wrist... you could love that? Seriously?

[guiser1.livejournal.com]

I quite, in fact, already may.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

You know, someday we're going to meet in person and - after the mind-blowing, earth-shaking, commandment-shattering, 32-hour sexual marathon - you're going to wonder what you ever saw in me.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

<raises hand>

i can field this one, chief.

[guiser1.livejournal.com]

I haven't a single doubt that during those 32 hours, I will have gotten pretty much every imaginable view of you there is to get, at which point I will simply explain to you, in elegant and concise language, exactly what it is to see and love. And after a pizza, some cool water, and perhaps a quick trip through the shower, we'd start on round 2. I say block out at least four days total.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

i would be honored to provide transportation for this marathon event.

call me at the met when you're done.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

Why bother with the shower... unless it's part of round two?

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

ima slap you.

[i-f-f.livejournal.com]

And now you have a drag name Ima Slapyew.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

as seen in the ballad of the sad cafe. ima slapyew was henry macy's love interest.

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

and yes.

cute pix

[tkn1114.livejournal.com]

comment just to steal. thanks! :-)