acts of collossal stupidity : no. 17 in a series (collect the set!)

[bix02138]

so i'm packing up my desk for two weeks in the desert while my floor's asbestos-infested ceiling is rehabilitated (the floor in question is the level of the building, not the actual floor: those asbestos-infected materials are going nowhere). i come across a collection of small boxes and toss them cheerily in the trash. a few moments later i come across the stapler, tape dispenser, pencil sharpener and other items once housed in these boxes. i carefully lean over and pull the boxes these items are about to return to from the trash, thankful my staff have all gone to lunch.

Comments

[toddpage.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

Awesome.

I think I would've just claimed efficiency: 'Well, I was just going to take them out of the box again anyway!'

No-one would've bought it, but I can pretend.

[leafshimmer.livejournal.com]

You're going to the desert for two weeks? Gosh, I'm really out of the loop.

Hope the remainder of the packing passed without incident!

[bix02138.livejournal.com]

yes, i and the rest of the children of israel... .